Rest in Peace, Sir Richard Attenborough (1923–2014)
Look at these eyebrows. They’re attack eyebrows. They could open bottle tops.
put a “<3” and i’ll tell you about someone i care about, without any names.
put a “</3” and i’ll tell you something that broke me.
put a “):” and i’ll tell you something i dislike about myself.
put a “(:” and i’ll tell you something i like about myself.
Put a “:P” and i’ll tell you something that pissed me off.
Put a “#” and i’ll tell you the last thing i lied about.
Put a “*” and i’ll tell you a secret
shout out to all my homies who also deal with their depression by trying to make people laugh a lot, because you think it’s the only way you can make any sort of happiness, that are really fucked up over this. this is hitting way too close to home and i fucking feel you
I googled ‘knockoff mcdonalds’ and was not disappointed
[inhales] [exhales] [looks out into the sunset] the sweet smell of not being in high school
[remembers that i have no idea what i want to do for my future] [continues to stare out into the sunset] shit
And he’s down! And it’s ugly!
Didn’t you mean “cute”
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